33 Men Share The One Question They’ve Always Wanted To Ask A Lady, But Were Too Afraid To Ask

"When you look at me a bunch of times but never when I look back, what does that mean exactly?"

Updated 10 years ago, July 18, 2014

1. Sounds like this guy could get out of the house a little more.

As someone who isn’t very outgoing, and who studies in a male dominant field and in a male dominated workplace, I don’t really meet a lot of you.

Any of you don’t like going to clubs/discos/bars? Where do you go instead?

2. Girls want to believe what they want to believe…

After thousands of years, why haven’t you realized that we don’t pick up on subtle hints?

3. In other words, this guy thinks you’re fat.

Are you seriously expecting an honest reply to “does this make me look fat?”

4. A legitimate concern.

Were you all born with perfect penmanship?

5. About that whole period/bear myth…

Do your menstrual cycles really attract bears??

6. Why does this one affliction affect all women?

Why can’t you decide where you want to eat?

Too many choices? You like all dishes known to man? You can’t tell the difference? TELL ME!!!!!!!

7. Ah, the ol’ handbag trick.

What do you store in your handbags? Seriously, there seems to be an item for every occasion.

8. Apparently guys can get self-conscious too.

If your SO gets soft or is unable to perform sometimes, do you think about it? Does it affect you and your wish to stay/leave said person?

9. This sure sounds like a guy you’d want to bring home!

Why do you pepper spray me so often?

10. How important are eyebrows, really?

How offended would you be if someone called your eyebrows ugly?

11. Guys can be little spoons too, y’know.

Can you please also take charge in a relationship? I (as a guy) don’t want to be responsible for every single thing that happens between us.

12. Sometimes women need to pick their battles.

What’s with all the rage over leaving the toilet seat up? Would you rather we pee on it?

13. They’ll never tell…

Why do you go to the bathroom in groups?

14. Basically this guy wants to know if girls are just as gross as him.

Is there a female equivalent of “smelling hands after scratching balls”?

15. The rules of fighting.

Do you want us to fight a guy if he’s getting up in your face or do we just leave it because you can take care of yourself?

16. I’m going to have to take a wild guess here and say no.

Is there ever a good time to send a dick pic or are they all as reviled as the Internet makes them out to be?

17. It’s sad, but sometimes true…

Do you really find attractive guys “cute and romantic” when an ugly one doing the same thing is “creepy,” or is this just a running joke?

18. Guys find female conversations to be so mysterious.

I’ve spent a long time studying women and how they tic both sexually and romantically. I think I’ve learned a lot but one thing I’ve never been privy to is what girls talk to each other about when talking about guys. I’ve been told it gets rather detailed.

19. He has a point…

Why do you wear such provocative clothing but complain about creepy people checking you out.

20. Girls don’t always have the best game, okay??

When you look at me a bunch of times but never when I look back, what does that mean exactly?

Am I a freaky fascinating subject to talk about with your girlfriends later? Or is my shirt on backwards or something? Or are you just checking me out, and if so, why do you look away like you’re totally not interested when I look your way?

21. This guy is tired of playing games.

Why is it that guys have to pretend not to be interested in you for you to like them?

In my experience the less interest you show to a girl the more she wants you. It doesn’t make sense to me, I like you ok, why do I have to pretend that I don’t?

22. No man will ever understand female jealousy.

Just because we find a member of the opposite sex attractive, doesn’t mean we’d have sex with them if we had the chance. Why does it set a trigger off in your head?

23. Oooooh DAMN.

Do you read minds? Because you so often assume that we can.

24. Going to have to take another wild guess here: perhaps not all women are the same?

Why are a lot of women offended by the word “cunt,” but others throw it out there all willy nilly?

25. Unfortunately women are not immune to this particular predicament.

When guys get soap in their pee hole, it burns like crazy. Just a really surprising amount of pee hole fire. Does that happen to women?

26. Guys really just assume the worst of girls, don’t they?

Is it inappropriate to ask my ex-girlfriend’s friend if she was ever shown nude photos of myself?

27. You have to give him credit for trying…

When should we give up on chasing you?

28. A girl can ALWAYS tell when a guy is checking her out.

How often do you notice when guys try and be subtle about checking out your boobs? Do you even care? I think a lot of us guys believe were pretty good about getting away with it, but girls tell me otherwise…

29. When in doubt, don’t buy the crocs.

Are crocs a deal breaker? If so, I’m going to need to expand my footwear selection…

30. Either way, this guy should probably keep his job.

How do you feel about guys working in a workplace that’s dangerous? I’ll be working as personal protection (bodyguard) soon enough and was curious what the opinions on working these types of jobs would be.

31. I’m pretty sure this is more fascinating than anything.

How much of a turn off is a 30-year-old virgin?

32. LOL.

Serious question: Why don’t you lift? Contrary to popular attitudes, women can become much stronger than most men, and strong is not an unattractive quality.