“Why is Steve being such a cunt?”
Steve seemed to have his own ideas.
“My anus is on fire dude, I can hardly walk…”
It took three months to convince my mother I wasn’t gay.
Never again will I eat burritos with my best friend.
I was like 13.
“Hey name want to be my girlfriend?”
But I accidentally sent it to my friend’s mom.
She even called me: “You are so cute, but I’m afraid I love someone else”.