60 People Share The Shortest, Funniest Joke They Know
19. ForSakeOfArgument
It’s always hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they’re always taking things literally.
I hate myself.
20. I_FUCKED_GRANDMA
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
21. 3SP
There are two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says “do you know how to drive this thing?”
22. jcsulser
Why cant Hellen Keller drive a car?
Because she’s dead.
23. lolalodge
What did the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
24. rev0lut10n
I’ve just written a song about tortillas. Actually, it’s more of a rap.
