13. I_FUCKED_GRANDMA

What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.

14. 22sjpog

Why was the letter C afraid of the other letters?
They were Not-Cs.

15. Utoss

A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof.

16. UnseenGlasses

Comic Sans walks into a bar. Bartender says, “We don’t serve your type here.”

17. william_f_murray

Did you hear about the psychic midget that robbed a bank? Now there’s a small medium at large.

18. JLipari

Why are NYers so depressed?
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is just New Jersey.