This Person Overheard Two Women Plotting To Catch Their Cheating Husbands And Live-Tweeted The Whole Damn Thing

Twitter / @bjcolangelo and Unsplash / Maia Eli

I’m going to be honest: my #1 favorite thing to do in the world is to eavesdrop on conversations that have nothing to do with me. I like the ~ drama ~ (especially when I’m not involved whatsoever) and honestly there’s just something so interested about getting such a close look at a stranger’s life. So what if it’s kind of rude? Sue me.

I think this woman would agree with me. Twitter user BJ Colangelo was just chillin’ at an airport bar when she overheard a conversation between two women. But what she heard sounded literally like the plot of the funniest sitcom ever.

https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925443262491578368

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And live tweet the fuck out of it she did. We got the whole juicy story from her, and we’re obsessed.

https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925444656971878403

https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925445296078942209

https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925445485258858497

https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925446801028771841

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At least the two have a little humor about the situation?

https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925447519362015235

https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925447781992599557

https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925448247992348674

(In case you’re not sure what she’s referring to, it’s called Grace and Frankie and it’s fucking hilarious.)

https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925448814634336257

https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925449017923919872

https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925449463090548737

https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925450081020600322

Okay, can Shot Lady be my grandma now?

https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925450489747124224

https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925450924520288256

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And that’s where the story ends, but BJ left us with this final note:

https://twitter.com/bjcolangelo/status/925453124608851968

Honestly I feel so betrayed that I’m never going to find out the end of the story, as is the rest of Twitter. WE NEED TO KNOW.

https://twitter.com/staychad/status/925479764265226242

Maybe we really COULD get a TV show out of this? At least it would give us closure.

https://twitter.com/Jackel_Ramzilla/status/925688181449744384

I guess we’ll never know what happened to Shot Lady and Gum Lady and their possibly-gay husbands, but damn, that was one hell of a wild ride nonetheless. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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