Remember back when it was uncool to show camel toe? Well, those days are over now, friends. As the great Khloe Kardashian once said, it’s time to #FreeTheCamelToe.
— Khloé (@khloekardashian) March 4, 2016
But I’m not here to talk about the Kardashians and their questionable fashion choices. I’m here to tell you about a fashion trend that is supposedly sweeping parts of Asia, but also dear god I hope not.
— me (@not_actuallyme) February 23, 2017
Worry that your own camel toe isn’t noticeable enough? Well, funny that you mention it — that’s what this new camel toe underwear was specifically designed for! Trust me, all eyes will be on you. Just, erm, a certain part of you.
It comes in an array of colors so you can mix and match them with your underwear or skin tone or I don’t know, whatever you mix camel toe underwear with. Be creative! It’s 2017, you can do anything you want now!
Why is this A Thing again?