Choose your destiny. NSFL means Not Safe For Life. NSFW means Not Safe For Work. Guess which is the correctly linked image, then click to find out. Beware. Shutterstock 1. Third-degree burns from hot oil (NSFW) / Little puppy snuggles next to owner playing guitar 2. Puppy belly rub / Poison oak on skin 3. Tiny sparrow chick on finger / Bird shit that looks like a ghost 4. Wart comes loose from hand (NSFW) / Hamster eating a raspberry 5. Cute baby seal / Brain leaks out from bullet hole in skull (NSFL) 6. Man eats razorblades (NSFW) / Dog eats crayons 7. Popped dog’s blackhead (NSFW) / Mother bear saves cub on highway 8. Pig disemboweled in slaughterhouse (NSFW) / Pig wakes up to cookie 9. Group of kittens meowing and climbing up owner’s leg / Tree lands on van with family (NSFL) 10. Man steps on landmine (NSFL) / Kitten hugs 11. Twin babies bouncing on the floor / Infected injection sites (NSFW) 12. Hippo windmilling poop (NSFW) / Beautiful sunset over the Serengeti 13. Four Golden Retriever puppies yawning / Black salve wart removal (NSFW) 14. Group of men get accidentally shot at a party because of Gangnam Style (NSFW) / Dog runs after red ball with great enthusiasm 15. Puppy doesn’t know how to catch / Botched abortion (NSFL) 16. Cat found suffocated to death (NSFW) / Cat sleeping in slippers 17. Rat fetus found in food (NSFL) / Pet rat holding a tiny teddy bear 18. George Clooney winks at camera / Disgusting pre-packaged foods (NSFW) 19. Sophie the baby bulldog rolling down a hill / Dead Taco Bell employees (NSFL) 20. Man inseminates elephant (NSFW) / Baby laughs as mother tickles his belly 21. Grandmother found dead in apartment after a week (NSFL) / A ferret taking a bath 22. Columbine school shooting (NSFW) / Baby chick gets head scratched 23. Kangaroo napping under a tree / Tongue cyst (NSFL) 24. Lion grabs man’s body and tears him to shreds (NSFL) / Affectionate feline jumps to greet its master 25. A huge cyst on the back of a man’s head (NSFW) / Two little girls practice tae kwon do 26. Alison Brie blows a kiss / What the hell is this? (NSFW) 27. Mother and son get run over by a car (NSFW) / Mother presents son with a new car 28. Hilarious family holiday pictures compilation / Human meat market (NSFW) 29. Perfect loop: Suicidal man jumping out of an apartment building (NSFL) / Perfect loop: The cat wiggle Need some eye bleach? Here’s some puppies.