Ashley Twigg

“The world needs more decisions made by heart and less by ego.”

“I just need like a double quarter pounder with cheese no onion and a diet coke half the ice. In my mouth. Now.”

In a comical effort to help aid myself (and the general public) of feeling like I am not the ONLY one that (repeatedly) gets myself into such obscene and uncomfortable situations here are ten of my friends on their weirdest hookup moment.

What is it with this competition among women now?

1. The “Oh Shit” Hangover Waking up and realizing you need to be in class or the office way too soon.

1. Money: I will admit that having a “real world” job is cool in the sense that you don’t need to cross your fingers and hold your breath when the cashier slides your debit card through praying it won’t be…

7. You have walked into things, people, parked and or moving cars while staring down at your phone.

Sometimes with great power comes great responsibility.

I realize there are many, many people that are truly IN LOVE and have found the person they are meant to be with and spend their life with.