Amy Shock

30. When a song you loved in 1998 comes on the radio after you completely forgot it existed.

The more you don’t wear makeup, the better you look without it.

When it comes to your guy friends, there’s not much you can do about their desire to sleep with you. That’s not going anywhere.

1. Try to ignore the tiny panic attack that’s telling you the rest of your day is deemed ruined and unproductive.

I’m done with thongs. At the tender age of 22 I am no longer willing to sacrifice my comfort for a tiny piece of fabric to rest way too close to my butthole.

Distance isn’t always such a bad thing.

Okay, but what’s your definition of being absolutely ridiculous, girl living in 2013?