The Netflix Original You Should Invite Your Crush Over To ‘Watch’ Based On His Zodiac Sign
Aries: March 21 – April 19th
The Umbrella Academy
“As kids, they were superheroes. Now they’re super dysfunctional. And they’ve got eight days to stave off the end of the world.”
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
Russian Doll
“A cynical young woman in New York City keeps dying and returning to the party that’s being thrown in her honor on that same evening. She tries to find a way out of this strange time loop.”
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
Bojack Horseman
“Meet the most beloved sitcom horse of the ’90s … 20 years later. Set in an L.A. where humans and anthropomorphic animal-people coexist, BoJack Horseman is about one man (well, horse-man) who peaked too early and must figure out what to do next.”
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
A Series Of Unfortunate Events
“We regretfully present you with the official trailer, a word which here means a collection of the unhappy happenings surrounding the lives of the three Baudelaire orphans and one despicable Count Olaf. For the sake of your mental well-being and overall enjoyment of your internet browsing experience, we recommend you search ‘cats playing instruments’ immediately and spend the next 2 1/2 minutes watching a tabby in a t-shirt attempt to play a keyboard instead.”
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
Queer Eye
“With a new Fab 5 and some very tough missions, the Emmy-winning show is back and ready to make America fabulous again… one makeover at a time.”
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
Dating Around
“In a series of flirtations and fails, six real-life singles navigate five first dates. Their mission: Find one perfect match worthy of a second date.”
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
“Ellie Kemper stars as Kimmy Schmidt, a woman who escapes from a doomsday cult and starts life over in New York. After living in a cult for fifteen years, Kimmy decides to reclaim her life and start over in New York City. Armed with just a backpack, light-up sneakers, and a couple of way-past-due library books, she’s ready to take on a world she didn’t even think existed anymore. Wide-eyed but resilient, nothing is going to stand in her way.”
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
Stranger Things
“A love letter to the supernatural classics of the 80’s, Stranger Things is the story of a young boy who vanishes into thin air. As friends, family and local police search for answers, they are drawn into an extraordinary mystery involving top-secret government experiments, terrifying supernatural forces and one very strange little girl.”
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
Sex Education
“Channeling his Sex Therapist mother, inexperienced teen Otis decides to set up a Sex Therapy clinic at school for the hopeless students of Moordale High. Get ready for love, laughs, lube, and the best time of their lives.”
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Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
The Ted Bundy Tapes
“Get inside the twisted mind of America’s most notorious serial killer in his own words.”
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
Ozark
“The Byrdes, husband and wife Marty (Jason Bateman) and Wendy (Laura Linney), their teenage kids Charlotte (Sofia Hublitz) and Jonah (Skylar Gaertner) — are for all intents and purposes an ordinary family. Ordinary save for Marty’s job: The top money launderer for the second largest drug cartel in Mexico.”
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
Nailed It
“This is Nailed It, the show where everyday home bakers attempt to recreate amazing treats…and don’t always get there. From gingerbread men that look like monsters to wedding cakes that would make any bride say, “I don’t.” If you’ve ever tried to make something epic and wound up with an epic fail, this is the show for you. The baker who comes closest to success will walk away with $10,000 and the chance to finally say…Nailed It!”
