This Guy Tweeted Out The Insane Story Of His ‘Lil Lunatic’ Ex Girlfriend And I Am Shook
Many people have what they like to call their “crazy ex”, but few can say that they actually dated someone who is 100 percent actually psychotic. But Twitter user @Hoemar__ (or Omar, as I’ll call him) definitely wins the prize for craziest ex girlfriend story, which is all kinds of weird.
Buckle up, friends. It’s going to be a long, bumpy ride.
https://twitter.com/Hoemar___/status/869643737328168961
It all started like every love story: actually kind of cute.
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And here’s where the story starts getting insane.
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Oh, really, Omar? You were just beginning to suspect this?
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Being jealous of other women is one thing, but this ex took it way too far when Omar’s family became involved.
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Yes, but wait.
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Think she’s crazy? Oh, you just wait.
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Apparently Omar has not learned from his mistakes.
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Come on, Omar, I was rooting for you! We were all rooting for you!!!
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You’re enthusiasm is a little premature, Omar.
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Are you telling me it gets crazier?!
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Of course it’s not that easy, though.
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Or was she?
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Oh, but it’s not over yet.
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SHOOK.
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FINALLY!
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BUT! It’s still not over, guys. Get ready for this.
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But why stop there?
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Get ready for the grand finale, my friends.
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DEAD.
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At least there was a happy ending? 