Here’s The 3rd Presidential Debate Drinking Game That Will Absolutely Kill You
After the popularity of our FIRST Presidential Debate drinking game, we decided that we needed to update some questions. A lot has happened over the last month, and there is certainly a lot of new stuff that we can get intoxicated over.
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, let’s get f*cking wasted America.
Take a drink when:
Hillary Clinton
- Mentions Trump’s taxes
- Mentions someone that Trump screwed over in his buisness
- Says “fact-checker”
- Has an answer so long and policy-ridden you get bored
- Mentions the importance of “temperament”
- Mentions something sexist Donald Trump has done / said
- Brings up some failed Trump business
- Brings up her work at the Children’s Defense Fund
- Casually mentions her mother or daughter Chelsea
- Brings up polling that supports her in some way
Donald Trump
- Says “Believe me!”
- Interrupts Hillary
- Says “China” or “Mexico”
- Says someone accusing him of sexual assault is a liar
- Says “Benghazi” (two drinks if it’s a totally unrelated topic when he does)
- Obviously has no idea what the question is about, so pivots to some random topic
- Talks about how America is “losing”
- Says “bad deals” (or “terrible” deals)
- Brings up Hillary’s health
- Brings up Hillary’s emails
- Uses more than two superlatives in a sentence
- Mentions “the establishment” or “political elite”
Anyone
- Brings up “Putin”
- Says “John Podesta”
- Mentions “Wikileaks”
- Brings up Twitter
- Mentions President Obama
Finish your drink when:
Hillary Clinton
- Mentions “HillaryClinton.com”
- Laughs off allegations of corruption or Bill Clinton sex scandals
- Mentions Republicans who have disavowed Donald Trump
- Invokes being the first female President
Donald Trump
- Uses “ISIS” to deflect a question about his personal conduct
- Brings up a conspiracy theory on stage (i.e. “the election is rigged!”)
- Brings up a Bill Clinton sex scandal (stop after 2x)
- Brings up Paul Ryan
Anyone:
- Says the word “disqualified”
- Talks about the Supreme Court
- Clearly struggles with answering a question about their personal conduct
- Chris Wallace (the moderator) clearly loses control of the debate
Finish Your Bottle When:
- You want another viable candidate
- This debate makes you wish you were drunk
- You don’t want to exist on this planet anymore
Good luck and God Bless! Remember to vote on, or before, November 8th! 