23 #BeforeFacebookI Tweets That Perfectly Explain How The Hell People Survived Before Facebook
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#BeforeFacebookI had to stalk my exes with binoculars and camouflage gear. pic.twitter.com/kpGaZUrEiN
— Ally Hirschlag (@AllyHirschlag) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI never had to worry about seeing people from high school ever again
— ♥ndrea ✌️ ☺️ ❌ (@andrearightnow) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI no one cared that you just had a workout… FYI they still don’t, so stop taking selfies… pic.twitter.com/K70i5GqqJM
— 4Music (@4Music) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI Had only one friend. 😉 pic.twitter.com/6fP2bXU4f2
— Jeff Barrett (@BarrettAll) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI assumed everyone knew the difference between their, they’re and there.
But we were wrong. Very wrong.
— musicMagpie (@musicMagpie) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI didn’t know the Birthday of anyone. Today, I don’t know still, but Facebook helps me out 😂👍
— Amar Adatia (@amaradatia) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI wasn’t invited to play games by strangers.
— ♥ndrea ✌️ ☺️ ❌ (@andrearightnow) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI was deficient in quotes plastered over scenery, I couldn’t function.
Now my life has meaning. pic.twitter.com/YbdMaaqFvh— E4 (@E4Tweets) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI thought poking someone was innocent pic.twitter.com/30ilWJM1Zr
— Damien Cross (@DC_F1) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI the words “like” and “friend” meant something.
— Jonny Geller (@JonnyGeller) February 3, 2016
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Before Twitter, instagram and Facebook #BeforeFacebookI pic.twitter.com/1gUixOAmpG
— Funny Tweets (@FunnyThingsUK) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI read shampoo bottles while on the toilet. @midnight
— Krissy (@Punkydoodle1) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI never announced to every burglar in the surrounding area that I was leaving on vacation for two whole weeks. @midnight
— Yosemite Tim (@timmywenzel) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI had a much tougher time finding out what my exes were up to @midnight pic.twitter.com/zfOq0WOMIN
— NickG (@sub150run) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI had no way of reminding ex-girlfriends that I am on television. @midnight
— John Ross Bowie (@JohnRossBowie) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI had to carry little stickers with the word “like” on them to physically place on my friends’ cats and babies. @midnight
— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI had to keep a book of ACTUAL FACES. @midnight
— Chris Hardwick (@hardwick) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI had friends tell me to my face they didn’t want to be friends @midnight
— Philip Johnson (@Jiddy7) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI thought “friends” were people you actually had to like. @midnight
— Not Safe w/ Nikki (@notsafeshow) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI thought my parents could spell. @midnight
— Comedy Central (@ComedyCentral) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI had to remember how good my food looked before I ate it. @midnight
— Eric Johnson (@EJohnson20xx) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI didn’t “LIKE” things like funerals and divorces. @midnight
— Chris Hardwick (@hardwick) February 3, 2016
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#BeforeFacebookI was able to get a job easier 🙈😳🍸 pic.twitter.com/xbYOwthTLT
— Mediabistro (@Mediabistro) February 3, 2016
