20 Hilarious Jokes About The Struggle Of Having A Terrible Roommate

Roommate wanted. We would split rent 50/50, utilities 50/50, cable 50/50, groceries 50/50. Ideally, you would live somewhere else

— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) April 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/craydrienne/status/445383174432903168

Every time you leave your roommate goes in your bathroom and smells all your lotions.

— denise (@Stellacopter) March 11, 2014

Used to live with a psycho roommate but then I took down all the mirrors.

— guterman (@danguterman) March 10, 2014

Just winked at my roommate by accident and now we have to kiss or move.

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) March 1, 2014

https://twitter.com/BrandonEsWolf/status/476119434252148736

https://twitter.com/rorynotroy/status/475487123429023744

Oh great my roommate left just enough water in the Brita pitcher to inspire me to throw a banana at her head

— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) May 3, 2014

https://twitter.com/AnthonyTroli/status/454109665232564224

https://twitter.com/missmayn/status/450910529016430592

My roommate just asked me "how boiling" water has to be before it cooks something. I answered, "7".

— The Guy (@theguydf) March 25, 2014

I put a sock on the doorknob so that my roommate knows not to knock because I've got a pizza in my room

— John Vaccena (@mattytalks) March 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/ebrawley/status/456580900474466304

If by "sign language", you mean "pissing on the bathroom floor anytime you're upset", then yeah, my roommate's cat speaks sign language

— Will Weldon (@oldmanweldon) June 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/DepecheALAmode/status/459741159729160192

My roommate had some friends over and they sat on my bed and I am quietly fuming and also panicking in the corner. O-C-D! O-C-D! O-C-D!

— Emily Faye (@mlefaye) December 3, 2013

Lmao I just watched my roommate check the mail then only take his letters back to the house.

— Bris Angel (@Cryptoterra) January 6, 2014

SO ANNOYING when your roommate doesn't do dishes, throws clothes everywhere, & you can't blame him bc he doesn't exist and you live alone.

— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) February 1, 2014

https://twitter.com/briangaar/status/429639750043971584

https://twitter.com/Dschnoeb/status/422916405361934336