50 Quotes From The Star Wars Prequels, Ranked In Order Of Terribleness
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- “Yousa thinking yousa people ganna die?”
- “I don’t care what universe you’re from, that’s got to hurt!”
- “Love won’t save you, Padme. Only my new powers can do that.”
- “…Don’t try it, Anakin. I have the high ground!”
- “There’s always a bigger fish.”
- “I’m haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me.”
- “Are you an angel?”
- “I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.”
- “Ye gods, whatta meesa sayin’?”
- “I sense Count Dooku.”
- “Ani? My goodness, you’ve grown!”
- “How wude!”
- “I can’t take Dooku alone! I need you!”
- “I’ve been wondering… what are midi-chlorians?”
- “Chesco, Sebulba. Chipoka oomen geesa. Me teesa radical fbombati chop chawa.”
- “I have the POWER! UNLIMITED… POWER!”
- “Droidekas!”
- “Uh! So uncivilized.”
- “Now this is pod racing!”
- “So this is how liberty dies… with thunderous applause.”
- “…It is only natural. He cut off your arm, and you wanted revenge.”
- “Always two there are, no more, no less.”
- “Mom, you said that the biggest problem in the universe is no one helps each other.”
- “He owes me what you’d call a ‘life-debt.’ Your gods demand that his life belongs to me.”
- “From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!”
- “I thought we had decided not to fall in love. That we’d be forced to live a lie and that it would destroy our lives.”
- “A vergence, you say?”
- “Now that I’m with you again, I’m in agony. My heart is beating, hoping that that kiss will not become a scar.”
- “No loose wire jokes.”
- “Your mother had gone out early, like she always did, to pick mushrooms that grow on the vaporators.”
- “For reasons we can’t explain, we are losing her.”
- “…Well, then you really are lost!”
- “He said… you killed younglings!”
- “What if the democracy we thought we were serving no longer exists, and the Republic has become the very evil we have been fighting to destroy?”
- “I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend.”
- “…I’ll try spinning. That’s a good trick. Whoa-ah!”
- “Train yourself to let go… of everything you fear to lose.”
- “There was no father. I carried him, I gave birth, I raised him. I can’t explain what happened.”
- “You were banished because you were clumsy?”
- “You are in my very soul, tormenting me…”
- “…We used to come here for school retreat. We would swim to that island every day. I love the water. We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing.”
- “At an end your rule is, and not short enough was it.”
- “Ray shields!”
- “Just being around her again is… intoxicating.”
- “Your new Empire?”
- “Symbionts?”
- “They live inside me?”
- “I don’t understand.”
- “Your presence is soothing.”
- “…We live in a real world, come back to it. You’re studying to become a Jedi, I’m… I’m a senator.”
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PLUS, TEN MORE HORRIBLE BONUS QUOTES:
- “You don’t want to sell me death sticks.”
- “Around the survivors a perimeter create!”
- “Miss you I shall, Chewbecca!”
- “…I’m not afraid to die. I’ve been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my life.”
- “If into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find.”
- “Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth… Vader.”
- “Nooooooooooooooooooo!”
- “His cells have the highest concentration of midi-chlorians I have seen in a life-form.”
- “This is the end for you… my master.”
- “I can’t watch anymore.”