37 People On The Best Decisions They Made While Drunk
I traded a shoe for a bowling pin and the secret knowledge of how to get into the goblin kingdom.
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Rachel Hodin
7. SBDMfan
Buying an axe. Now I own an axe.
8. Scrotumbrella
“Maybe, maybe, I shouldn’t do a backflip into that river”
9. AmiculaMyotis
With the assistance of Captain Morgan, I told my now-husband that I had always liked him. We’ve been friends since we were 15, together three years, married for two, and expecting our first tiny human. Hooray for rum!
10. Fuzzyluvkins
I sent an ex-girlfriend who hadn’t talked to me since freshman year of high school a Facebook message one night while drinking with a friend (it had been probably 9 years since I had talked to her). She was bored and also drinking, so she came over and hung out with us (edit to specify we live within walking distance – no drunk driving). It was awkward, but not as bad as you might expect. We’ve been married three years now.
11. punksqerll
Well eventually it gets to a point in the night where I put on my Pikachu Onesie. Always a good decision. Always
12. jxrst9
Increasing the percentage of my paycheck that is invested in my 401k. I make sound financial decisions when I’m drunk apparently.
13. djguerito
Woke up incredibly hungry after a solid night of drinking my face off, stumble to the kitchen to see what drags I have left in the fridge, full 12″ meatball sub right in the middle with a post it note on it that said, “enjoy sober djguerito!, love drunk djguerito.”
