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37 People On The Best Decisions They Made While Drunk

I traded a shoe for a bowling pin and the secret knowledge of how to get into the goblin kingdom.

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14. DoppleChrist

Buying a Maserati on eBay..thankfully, my friends grabbed my phone from me before I could finalize the sale.

15. dostal325

Not texting my ex.

16. ChickenAllDayEvryDay

My friend got naked in a club to The Harlem Shake in Napa. Doesn’t regret it.

17. gaynick

I traded a shoe for a bowling pin and the secret knowledge of how to get into the goblin kingdom.

18. Justananomaly

Hiding various bills in my wallet. A week later when I’m broke I always search my wallet wondering if drunk Justananomaly decided to be a nice bastard and leave me a $20.

19. spongebobboxpants

Go home with random couple I met…

20. ihavesexwithmyself

To tell my roommate to bang my ex-girlfriend so that I had a legitimate excuse to never talk to her again.

21. kanganax

To try anal.

22. alfalfa1985

Whores.
Edit: I read this wrong. This was not my best decision.

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