Passive aggressiveness. Nobody responds “Oh.” unless some shit has been fucked up.
If she’s wearing white below the waist, she’s not on her period.
If I see dark colors for a week straight, her monkey has a nosebleed.
When you consciously don’t wear makeup or dress down around male friends you suspect or know are attracted to you. Message received.
Their sneaky silent farts.
When you command us to do something, but it’s disguised as a suggestion.