This Is The No Bullshit Advice You Need To Hear For 2018, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

The No Bullshit Advice You Need To Hear For 2018, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Alright Aries, 2017 has been a year of setting yourself up for the future. Socially, financially, career wise. Now, 2018 is right around the corner and while success is right there with it, your biggest obstacle will be you. Don’t fuck this up. Don’t be the reason you fail. Be smart in your decisions, follow the right impulses, and trust that everything will unfold how it should. It can be hard to trust the way of the world but this will be a detrimental component to your success.

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

Don’t fall into a pattern. This year, break free from the day to day system you cling so desperately to. Fearing change will only limit your potential. Go out and experience the world in a new way and discover something new within yourself along the way. Don’t let your stubbornness hold you back. You have so much fire so let it burn bright.

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

You need to slow the fuck down and take a moment to realize what’s really important to you. Enough of putting your energy into the wrong places. Stop spreading yourself so thin and start to consistently think about you and the people that matter most. I know it’s easy for you to get caught up in the social aspects of things but trust me, not everyone needs to like you.

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

You are fucking amazing! Stop with all these self-deprecating thoughts. It’s bullshit and you need to start realizing that. Your constant doubt in who you are will only ever hold you back, and in 2018 its even more essential that you become sure of yourself. Once you start to realize this, 2018 will be the year you change the world.

Leo (July 23-August 22)

2018 will be just as exciting as you are but for the love of God, stop being so cocky. Confident, yes! Your confidence shines and you naturally give off an aurora of positivity but you often become full of yourself and this will be your downfall. Regardless of the year, you have the ability to take any futile situation and dictate the outcome but you need to understand the extent of your abilities. If you overestimate yourself, you may make matters worse. Don’t be the fuck up, be the natural born leader that you are. You’ve got this but I’m sure you already knew that.

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

This year, let the world know who the fuck you are and stop giving a shit what other people are doing. You can be so critical of yourself and in turn you begin to criticize the world around you and everyone in it but you need to focus. This year you must let go of the things you have no control over. It makes you feel powerless when that isn’t so. You are powerful and your presence alone in this world is far more impactful than you realize.

Libra (September 23-October 22)

Ask yourself this. Do you know yourself as well as you’d like to think? Being in the presence of other is comforting for you, but knowing exactly who you are as a person will be your most apparent strength. So don’t be a bitch, learn to be alone. I’m not saying completely disconnect from your social circle, I’m saying find a balance between you and them. You will benefit from this. Start setting goals for yourself. You’ll be surprised by how far your independence will carry you.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

I know you hate hearing this, but I’m going to say it anyway. You need to calm down. Your intensity can make it harder for you to get what you want and it turns people away from you. So take it down a notch this year. Your passion can be overwhelming and it frustrates you to no end when people fail to see eye to eye with you. So know how to control this aspect of yourself. You’re incredibly resourceful, bring this aspect of yourself into 2018. Otherwise the New Year will dictate your path.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

Stop dicking around and forge a path for yourself. 2017 has been…well, it’s been all over the place so you need to get it together because in 2018, pieces will begin to fall into place. You just have to make sure you have the right pieces. Stop being so fickle with everything in life, stop wasting your time and begin to realize you control your destiny. Don’t think that playing the bystander will lead you in the right direction.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

You’re always backing yourself into this imaginary corner, always believing that it’s you against the world. Stop, it’s complete bullshit. Stop putting the weight of the world on your shoulders when you don’t have to. You have allies and people who love you. Stop telling yourself that you’re the only one who can do something, you’re not a fucking superhero. Don’t be afraid to ask for help. 2018 is finally the year you become recognized for your work but don’t forget the people who pushed you forward and encouraged you to get to where you are.

Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)

Stop being a little bitch, start facing your issues, and work to absolve them. You’ve only burdened yourself by sweeping these seemingly small issues under the rug. Now 2018 is soon to come and these “small” issues have slowly been chipping away at you, piece by piece. Recognize this, access your unfinished business, and work your way towards a clean slate. You have so much power, so muster the inner strength you’ve been hiding within yourself and defy all odds.

Pisces (February 19 to March 20)

Every year you tell yourself the same lie, “Things are going to be different.” It’s a lie because you expect change to just occur while you sit there watching. Things will never be different and you know it, until you do something about it. You need to let go of the negativity. Not everything that is broken can be fixed, and that’s okay. That’s life, sometimes things can never go back to the way they used to but once you learn to let go, you open yourself up to the happiness and the positivity you forgot still existed in the world. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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