Timmy Parker

The pressure on performance. As a guy, I feel like I’m on stage, and I gotta put on a great show. Otherwise I’ll get booed off, or I’ll leave the crowd…unsatisfied.

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I’m just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.

World’s 4th biggest city, 1st biggest ego.

Whales have lifelong friends that they visit regularly.

There’s a lot happening in the world at any given time. A LOT.

Glad she got caught, however, not so sure I support the way these two dudes handled it.

As if our oft achy bodies or inability to recover from drinking weren’t enough, now we’ve got this to show us that Father Time ain’t no joke.

In Pirates of the Caribbean, we see the story of a daring search for booty, and if that description is also fitting of your sex life, well it most definitely belongs under the genre of adventure.

If you accidentally close a tab on Google Chrome, press Control+Shift+T and it’ll come back from the dead.

Sometimes people can’t see what they have; they only see what’s missing.