Timmy Parker

As if our oft achy bodies or inability to recover from drinking weren’t enough, now we’ve got this to show us that Father Time ain’t no joke.

In Pirates of the Caribbean, we see the story of a daring search for booty, and if that description is also fitting of your sex life, well it most definitely belongs under the genre of adventure.

If you accidentally close a tab on Google Chrome, press Control+Shift+T and it’ll come back from the dead.

Sometimes people can’t see what they have; they only see what’s missing.