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You Got Me, Babe

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Lifetime just revealed their trailer for A Royal Romance, a fictional take on Harry and Meghan’s love story, and it looks… well, exactly like what you’d expect from a Lifetime movie, honestly.

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Love CAN last a lifetime. We keep love alive when we continue to do all we can to be open to learning about ourselves and about each other, and are devoted to deeply accepting each other with all our human flaws.

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You were my best friend and I fell in love with you. But ever since that day, you’ve taken me for granted.

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You think I have so much to offer and you support me endlessly. You want the best for me even when I think I don’t deserve it. You have more faith in me than I have in myself.

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“Why she was crying, I don’t know. Kids should cry when their arm is broken and it’s hanging off or somebody died.”

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More than a failure.

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I had high hopes for Lifetime’s adaptation of “Flowers,” because any adaptation is better than the horrible, godawful 1987 version.

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In a spoof tailor-made to trend on Twitter, The Soup invited on Mrs. Cory Matthews to lampoon the recent Lindsay Lohan disasterpiece, Liz and Dick, which premiered on Lifetime last week.

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We’ve created this myth about her so-called amazing acting chops but now we’re realizing that may’ve not even been true. Sure, she starred in some good movies when she was a kid and a teenager but Lohan has yet to recapture her essence as an adult.