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Ted put all his one night stand stories on Barney so he doesn’t look bad/manipulative in front of his kids, meaning like 50% of the stories of Barney manipulating women are Ted lying to women to get laid”.

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The Harry Potter movies are classics. Everyone you know has seen them. Here are some of the best Harry Potter pick up lines to use on dating apps: 

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The issue here is that Rowling is not using the brains of a Ravenclaw, the courage of a Gryffindor, the heart of a Hufflepuff, or even the leadership of a Slytherin.

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There’s no need to worry about your friendship status with her—she isn’t afraid to share her thoughts.

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Accio trivia questions!

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Their entire justice system.

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How in the hell did Hagrid’s dad, a normal human man, have sex with a twenty-five foot female giant?

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Looking for love is complicated at best. It’s even harder when people constantly ask why you’re not in a relationship and you have no idea why yourself.