Sarah Packard

Make sure to selectively misspell words to show that you’re tipsy and having a great time.

12. Dating and having a normal sex life actually become possible.

A boy will text you at 1am wanting to “hang out.” A man will text you at 8 am to say Good Morning.

Of course as with all drugs, my sense of reality may have been just slightly distorted.

Ironically, you will never feel more desirable or powerful than when you’re 20 years a man’s junior. It’s just how it is.