20 Of The Most Bizarre Online Porn Comments You’ve Ever Seen
There are a lot of things in life that I find completely baffling. One of those has to be the fact that people actually create accounts on free porn sites to comment on videos. It falls right under the dudes that make porn compilation videos set to hard rock songs of the early 2000s. Thankfully for us there’s a Twitter account aptly titled @BestPornComments that collects all of the bizarre comments that users have left on videos all over the internet. Sadly the account hasn’t been updated in quite some time, but here are some of the best comments they’ve unearthed: 
There is a dog at 8:16
— BEST PORN COMMENTS (@BESTPORNCOMMENT) August 14, 2012
the dog is also there at 12:15 — BEST PORN COMMENTS (@BESTPORNCOMMENT) August 14, 2012
Her tits are ghosts
— BEST PORN COMMENTS (@BESTPORNCOMMENT) July 26, 2012
It would be funny as hell if the abobinal snowman walk in the back ground — BEST PORN COMMENTS (@BESTPORNCOMMENT) July 21, 2012
She should of dipped his dick in some soup
— BEST PORN COMMENTS (@BESTPORNCOMMENT) July 14, 2012
we are humen not annimal think it dog is don’t know which dog is momdog and which dog is sister dog but we are humen please avoide thisvideo — BEST PORN COMMENTS (@BESTPORNCOMMENT) September 21, 2012
FAKE!!!!!!!!!! THREE BOOBIES IS A PHYSICAL IMPOSSIBILITY
— BEST PORN COMMENTS (@BESTPORNCOMMENT) July 19, 2012
That,s what obama is doing to America — BEST PORN COMMENTS (@BESTPORNCOMMENT) July 12, 2012
i lick bobs vare nice grils
— BEST PORN COMMENTS (@BESTPORNCOMMENT) October 7, 2012
Why his penis look like ant eater??? — BEST PORN COMMENTS (@BESTPORNCOMMENT) July 19, 2012
SPREAD THE WORD!!!!!!! STOP KONY!!!!!! THIS IS WAYYYY MORE IMPORTANT THAN PORN!!!!!!!!!!
— BEST PORN COMMENTS (@BESTPORNCOMMENT) April 22, 2012
I thinkk I crack by boner in half — BEST PORN COMMENTS (@BESTPORNCOMMENT) September 25, 2012
She scream like a squirrel
— BEST PORN COMMENTS (@BESTPORNCOMMENT) July 7, 2012
i wanaa put my weiner in you belly botton — BEST PORN COMMENTS (@BESTPORNCOMMENT) April 6, 2012
hmmmmmmmmm i like comueg thet movey i m comueg aef i se thet sxse hot i like wowwwwww
— BEST PORN COMMENTS (@BESTPORNCOMMENT) August 1, 2012
even sex didn’t cheer me up — BEST PORN COMMENTS (@BESTPORNCOMMENT) October 5, 2012
he is looking her with anger , thats personal
— BEST PORN COMMENTS (@BESTPORNCOMMENT) April 8, 2012
NO GAME IS SWEETER THAN FOOTBALL ASCEPT SEX — BEST PORN COMMENTS (@BESTPORNCOMMENT) July 14, 2012
the Dark one name is 2 poc?
— BEST PORN COMMENTS (@BESTPORNCOMMENT) July 7, 2012
Sexy boobs, i press it — BEST PORN COMMENTS (@BESTPORNCOMMENT) August 2, 2012