You could express your inner Cher from Clueless or Addams Family as elegantly as Ms. Frizzle, and everyone could learn about you, not de-gown you like Cinderella.
Safety pins. You never know when the bat mitzvah girl needs one! Stat!
You want to get in a zone though, but not one of those dirty zones, but in an about to be dirty zone, relaxed, calm, in a great mood, and ready to give all your love and full attention.
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