Oliver Miller

A man sees a unicorn cross his path and disappear.

“I miss Rushmore. I miss… the seasons.”

Stop asking the question. Within the question itself is contained the answer.

This is a story that I can tell, if I will, for I was there the entire time.

Is there a way out?

Bright star, would I were steadfast as thou art.

…All this dreaming. You dreaming of the being the girl next door as the guy next door dreams this and that. All these dreams crossing, their paths intersecting, crossing, but the dreams never being conscious.

I know my pick.

I would not bang you on a coat. I would not bang you, with a goat.

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“Here’s looking at you, kid.”

“I’m just crazy about Tiffany’s. …The quietness and the proud look of it. Nothing very bad could happen to you there.”

“Second star to the right — and straight on ’til morning.”

“Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.”

1) “…Never tell me the odds!”

“Well, the sound quality is pretty good, but I feel weird because it feels like I am putting dicks in my ears.”

“We are birds, and birds can fly.”

“Lisa, if I’ve learned anything, it’s that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”