Is this life? Am I really writing this?
Everyone needs their space.
5. Regretting your entire life.
Maybe you’re this cute little emoji, which your parents keep sending you because they keep calling you a “piece of shit” for dropping out of law school.
Look, I have an Instagram, I’m hip.
There’s nothing more gratifying than just not doing something.
Sometimes I’ll see my friends look at their phone after receiving a text message from their significant other, and it seems like they’re trying to see how fast they can ruin their relationship by misinterpreting a text message.