32. leicanthrope
I work in a hotel. One night, we get a complaint from a guest that there is a water leak coming through the light fixture in his bathroom. From prior experience, 99% of the time, that only means one thing – someone has flooded the toilet or the bathtub on the floor directly above the room with the leak. Me and one of the engineers head up to the room above. We knock. Nothing. We knock again. Nothing. We do the swat-team-about-to-kick-your-door-in knock. Nothing. We try to telephone the room. Nothing. Fuck it, time to go in. Come to find out, the selectively deaf guest in the upper floor is banging a hooker in the bathtub, and had left the water running. There was easily an inch of standing water on the bathroom floor, and it had already soaked through to the hallway carpet. To make the scene even more comical, it looked as if they intentionally flung items of clothing in every possible direction as they disrobed. There was a sock draped over the TV. A bra hanging from the lamp. The pièce de résistance was her soaked panties literally stuck to the bathroom wall, presumably / hopefully via the massive amount of condensation that had built up.
33. EdumacatedBeaner
Old roommates and I had a night involving a few jugs of merlot, you know, the really cheap stuff. I went to bed and sometime later woke up to screams of “It’s blood! Omg, it’s blood!” I run out of my room to find my 6’2″ ginger butt ass naked roomy hovering his explosive diarrhea shooting freckled ass over the toilet as he’s simultaneously puking red liquid into the tub. Shock, smell, and uncontrollable laughter had me chocking as I tried to explain that it wasn’t blood he was puking, just merlot. With the help of my other roomies and their laughing girlfriends we hosed him down in the tub and walked away, leaving him to sleep and possibly puke some more in tub. Not 20 minutes passed before we heard noise of Niagara Falls hitting our hallway walls coupled with screams of “Help!” I run out again to see a fireman’s hose jet of water shooting out of the bathroom onto the hallway wall. The drunk ass in his attempt to climb out of the tub had used the cold water nob as leverage snapping it off. He had his hands over it trying to hold back the dam. We shut off the water, went to bed in disgust.
34. [deleted]
Well I’ve got two things that I’ve walked in on that haven’t been exactly pleasant for me.
First one. I worked at a gym in Alberta and we had a stand up tanning booth. A woman wanted some time in said booth so she rented it for 15 minutes or so. She went in and that was the end of it.
20 minutes later I knock on the door to see if she’s okay. She doesn’t answer. After a couple of knocks more and no answers I open the door. Here’s this woman squatting down, naked, and fucking herself with a huge dong. She sees me, is utterly surprised, and streams piss on to the ground. She slips on her piss, I fall over the lip of the suntan booth and fall flat on my ass. horrified.
The second thing was we had this huge TV. It was one from the 70s or so where it was encased in a huge wooden cabinet.
So I go out one day and I came back home to find my roommate getting fucked by her boyfriend (Of a week) on top of this thing. She fell off the thing and the dude just looked at me. I had to walk past the naked duo to my room.
