24. buzzneo
Walked into a restroom full of mariachi band doing coke.
25. SomeRandomBlackGuy
When I was 16, I walked in on my then gf’s mom going to town on herself with a huge black dildo. It was hard to look her in the eye for a few days after that.
26. Zetsuhyuuga
I didn’t exactly walk in, I was called in.
I was watching TV downstairs when I heard my 17 year old sister frantically calling for help from upstairs. When I got to her room the first thing I noticed was that she was naked, with one hand crammed up into her vag. The second thing I noticed were the tears running down her face. She had gotten her hand stuck somehow. The angle her wrist was at caused pain every time she tried to get her hand out. I actually had to press down on her shoulders so that she could get her wrist at a better angle and work her hand out.
27. MedalsNScars
Not mine, but a teacher in my high school, one of the sweetest ladies I know, had her class interrupted by moaning from 2 freshmen having lesbian sex in the bathroom. She had to go in there and break it up ಠ_ಠ
28. [deleted]
I should start by mentioning that I went to college three hours away from my hometown. My senior year of high school we got a young Spanish teacher, basically straight out of college.
Now, I was in my junior year of college and living in an apartment with 3 other people. One of them had gotten a girlfriend recently, but none of the roommates had gotten to meet her yet.
The four of us in that house were potheads. And when I heard a certain playlist coming from my roommates speakers that meant to me “Grab your bud and head in there, it’s time to smoke.” Well, I had just gotten home from a presentation where my group didn’t do so well.
I hear the music blasting and think “Perfect, he’s already smoking, I’ll grab my shit and get in there.” Well, as anyone actually reading this has guessed by now he wasn’t smoking, he was banging his new girlfriend, who was my high school spanish teacher from a town 3 hours away.
Walking in on sex has happened to me before, so that wasn’t even the weird part. The weird thing was that he was blindfolded and tied to the bed, hands to the posts, feet behind his head. The girl was pegging him with a giant dildo, dressed in all leather, and whipping him.
The look on her face when she saw one of her former students walk in was priceless.
29. towelfucker
I used to go to a boarding school. There was little privacy, people would just walk into other boys’ rooms just to have a chat; the occasional parlay, one could say. We just had a lecture on sex education and I walked into a 13 year old boy’s room who was standing stark naked with one of his legs on the floor and the other was on his desk. He was facing away from the door but he was shoving his hand up his ass and feeling around (presumably for the prostate, but still fucking weird).
Or it could work the other way round. Someone walked into my room while I was fucking a towel.
Horny teenagers. Horny, horny teenagers.
30. ThrowawayFame
The weirdest (or wierdest) thing I’ve “walked” into was my mother’s amateur porn session.
I say “walked” as it was more discovering. I had recently got my mother a digital camera and she asked if I could have a look at it when I came home for the holidays.
When I finally arrived after a 3 hour journey I walked into the house to see obvious mess from a sexual encounter. I didn’t worry, I just thought I had interrupted my Mother and new partner’s sexy fun time. Being tired I thought I’d just sneak up to my old room and pretend I didn’t see anything and hide there until much later.
I did see the camera in the hallway (now here is where my naivety comes in to play) I couldn’t see how that could be connected to the mess I could see all the pants and knickers etc…
I took the camera upstairs to look at what the problem was only to discover that it was full of porn clips featuring my mother and her partner.
I hid the camera and pretended I’d never seen it. My mother assumed she lost it somehow…
I tried not to think about it ever again until my mother’s computer broke down six months later and she asked me to look at it. It was at this point I discovered my mother had a whole archive of footage that she was uploading onto a certain website where she was quite a popular star of amateur scene.
To her credit I was pretty impressed that she’d worked out how to use windows movie maker and work out how to upload – so kudos to her.
I’ve not told anyone this. Not even my wife. No one would ever suspect my mother as she’s very prim.
31. cdny
This was 18 years ago but still makes me laugh. Two of my college friends and I went out for dinner at Chi Chi’s. The food was really awful and the service was worse. A quick discussion amongst the three of us and we all agreed we’d ask to speak with a manager about the service and cuisine.
After our server finally found a manager, we voiced our complaints that the food was inedible. We were met with a shrug of the shoulders and one of the strangest responses I’ve ever heard in my life.
“You don’t like it? Go shit in a urinal then.”
So my two friends obliged said manager and crapped in the urinals. I was a spotter hanging outside the bathroom door when the manager and a server bum rushed the door to find two men with their pants off squeezing dookies in the urinals. We were chased out of Chi Chi’s that night. My two friends, sans pants as they streaked out of the restaurant screaming “FUCK CHI CHI’S” at the top of their lungs.
