48 Weird Stories Of People Walking In On Things They Can Never Unsee

14. Manevolence

I was duck hunting one time out on a river with a couple other guys: My guide named Ray and this other guy named Frank. Frank, since we left the dock was complaining that he had to take a massive shit, but after a while said the pains have subsided and that he could hold it in. After driving out for a while we set up the boat and anchor it along a shoreline. I walk to the opposite end of said shoreline to hunt in a different spot. I come back after a little while, and find Ray on the shoreline and the boat gone. I asked him where it was and he said “I let frank take it out. He needed to take a shit and I told him to just stick his ass out the side of the boat and take a shit in the water. He points to the boat, I follow his hand and finally spot the boat. I see his butt ass naked self taking a shit off the side of the boat, and apparently he forgot to turn off the motor so he kept spinning around in circles while taking a shit off the side of the boat. Me and Ray start laughing maniacally, and every time Frank spun around just right so he could face us he yelled “SHUT THE FUCK UP GUYS. SHUT THE FUCK UP RAY. And that’s my story.

15. Atarimac

I worked at a seafood restaurant in high school and my shift was ending. There was a locker room where we stored our jackets and such, and I went in to collect my stuff.

As I enter, the manager and two waiters are snorting cocaine on a wooden bench. They all stop and look at me with horrified expressions. I must have given them one heck of a look, because they all looked very scared and upset that they had been caught.

I went to my locker to get my stuff and they all offered me money not to report the incident to anyone.

I had no intention of speaking of it, but took the $100 and left.

Looking back, I should have told them to shove the money. I still kind of feel dirty for taking hush money.

16. SinTaxHeir

I worked in restaurants for many years. We thought we had a mouse issue. The mystery of the holes appearing in the boxes of lard was solved when the Kitchen Manager walked in on an employee banging one with tumultuous ferver.

17. ChocolateCyanide

Not me, but a friend of mine. He recounted the story where he walked into his younger brothers’ room (both pre-teens) to ask them a question. He forgot to knock, and opened to door to see them, pants at their ankles, rubbing their erect penises together. He asks “uh, what are you guys doing?” they respond “Touchin’ dicks”. He says “Alright then” and leaves. No follow up to the story, sadly enough.

18. chocolatebutterr

There was a kid a couple years younger than me back in high school. One day in class he just decided to start jerking it while staring at the girl sitting next to him who he had a crush on. He was suspended and to my knowledge did not get to finish.

He did get to finish school, he did not get to finish jerking off.

19. ThaiSweetChilli

My dad giving oral to my mum as she was sitting down and blow-drying her hair.

20. slaughterhouse_809

I walked in on my ex roommate trying to see how far a dildo could go inside her ass. Dinner was weird.

21. [deleted]

Walked in on my roommate in the bathroom shooting heroin, taking a shit, and watching porn on his laptop all at the same time.

I knew he was a junkie and that sometimes he shit, and I imagined he watched porn, but there was something about walking in on all those things going on at once that really weirded me out.

22. primordial_soup

I played football at my high school for the last several years, and one day after practice I had to ask one of the coaches about equipment or something, so I enter the coaches’ office (the door is open), and see them all furiously hitting a desk chair with baseball bats. I looked on in confusion for a few seconds and then left. I don’t think they saw me.