48 Weird Stories Of People Walking In On Things They Can Never Unsee
7. kerrly
I was going to University in a new city and met a roommate through a friend. Didn’t really know the guy and turned out to be pretty weird.
Anyways, I was out a bar one night and brought home a girl. We were walking up the front steps on my townhouse and there is my roommate sitting in front of his computer going to town on his wang. Because there were sheer black curtains in the large front window, and the inside was lit and it was dark outside, meant we could see everything. It made me want to puke. I didn’t need to see that before I am going to bang this girl.
After we saw that we tried to quietly get down the stairs and out of earshot before bursting into laughter. I then thought I would just go around back to the other door and head upstairs and this way Capt. Tugboat won’t have any idea that we saw him. Fuck me, I left my fucking keys inside. So I had to knock on the door and he had to put his wang away and come answer the door.
I moved out a month later.Another time I was walked in on. Huge party at my house one night, all close friends. There is a girl there that I have been casually banging and we are ready to go to bed. Someone passed out in my room, so we decided to go sleep on the huge comfy sectional in the basement. We both pass out right away. We wake up, start fooling around and get naked. She starts giving me a blowjob, about two minutes into the beej, my best friend wakes up and comes walking out of the bedroom right into the main room in the basement. He then proceeds to sit down and chat with us about the night. The girl was more concerned with covering up my junk then giving a shit about showing herself off. She tried to hide my unit with her arm all the while her bare ass and vag are pointing high into the air. Eventually my friend gets up to go upstairs. The way the sectional is situated in the room means he gets a really nice view as he walks by. He is walking by and once he gets directly behind her, he sticks a finger in his mouth, gets it wet and points it at her ass is if he is going to finger blast her. He stopped a few inches short, puts a ridiculous grin on his face and then heads upstairs.
Thats the best I have.
8. Corbimos
I used to work at a dairy queen and my job was to come in, clean the store and leave. One day i walk up to the women’s bathroom door to give it a nice scrub down, the door was cracked and i did the typical courtesy knock and opened the door. in the bathroom waiting for me was this woman sitting on the toilet and she had her son pissing into the toilet THROUGH HER LEGS!
9. Buglet91
*Came home early from school one day (skipped a Pep Rally) to find my parents screwing on the kitchen counter…that was VERY awkward for me but they didn’t notice me & to this day I’m pretty sure they don’t know.
*Walked in on my little brother going down on his girlfriend at 6am after she’d snuck into his room the night before to sleep with him.
*Overheard a conversation while waiting to see the School Resource Officer my senior year, the kid was saying how he didn’t purposely vandalize the art room it just sort of happened, he was painting a portrait for one of his free assignments, it was of a girl he was “creating” & he became aroused imagining her so because he was alone he just whipped out his junk & went at it, he didn’t think he was going to cum so much & it was purely accidental…when the kid came out it was a boy I had several classes with & was constantly flirting with me. He asked me to an upcoming dance a few days later but I already had a date so I got off lucky there but I saw this portrait later in the year in a showcase, it was very well done…it was pretty much me with green eyes & a nose ring.
10. BigOrangeBall
One of my roommates walked into our apartment to find me and my other roommate sitting on the couch drinking cheap bourbon while two topless, shitfaced, blonde girls fanned us with 7 foot long palm fronds. It was an interesting night.
11. Solidity
When I was 5 or 6, my mom, and I were visiting a family friend across the street. Whilst there, I had the urge to use the restroom. I found my way to the bathroom, and saw the door was wide open, so I assumed it was vacant. I strolled in only to find our family friend’s 3 year old child “Bradley” propped up on his elbows on the toilet seat eating what my young brain thought was a large candy bar. I assumed it was a candy bar, because he had “chocolate” all over his face, and hands.
Knowing that he often got into things, I went and alerted my mom that Bradley had gotten a hold of a “candy bar” in the bathroom. She looked at me like, “whut?”. She processed the thought for a few seconds, fuckin’ freaked, ran to the bathroom (with me in tow) whilst screaming for Bradley’s mother. I’m guessing after Bradley heard my mom’s hurried footfalls towards the bathroom, along with the frantic screams for his mother, he thought he would ditch the evidence in the bathtub. After first entering the bathroom, my mom immediately started dry heaving, which only became more violent after she got wind of the smell. With no regard for getting smeared with poo, she scooped him up like a fuckin’ boss to clean him in the bathtub, only to see the half eaten evidence. How she didn’t vomit, I do not know. So, she sat him on the bathroom sink and washed him there. At this point Bradley’s mother ran in, immediately pulling a 180 to the kitchen sink to vomit.
Apparently, his uncle had taken a dump, and the turd hadn’t taken the initial voyage down after he flushed. So, Bradley thought he’d help himself to a delicious candy bar.
It was definitely one of the more fucked up things that I’ve ever witnessed.
12. I_can_only_say_PENIS
PENIS
13. macaltacct
I walked into the men’s room at the 9:30 club in DC a few months ago just before a concert. Before me as I entered stood a rather large man with scruffy beard adjusting his wig in front of the mirror. He had just donned a cheerleader outfit, complete with skirt, knee-high socks and pom-poms, and was stuffing his jeans (that I guess he wore into the club) into a pink tote-bag. We stared at each other for a moment, nodded to each other, and went about our business.
