Never chicken dance in Mexico.
LIKE THE GUY IN THE $3600 SUIT ISNT GONNA CHICKEN DANCE IN MEXICO
This is Australia; you can do whatever the hell you like.
For the love of all that’s holy, do not cut into a queue here in the UK. You’ll get a tutting at like you wouldn’t believe.
- Don’t go to the south and let everyone know that your foreign.
- Don’t expect the busses to be on time.
- Don’t even try to speak Maltese if you have absolutely no idea how to.
- You will hear the word LIBA a lot – it means sperm, for some reason we say it loud and as often as possible.
- Other than that – The beaches are beautiful, the women just as beautiful and the night life is incredible, make sure you go to Pacevile (main party strip) on a Friday and you’re in for a good time ;)