30 People Are Even More Oblivious To Flirting Than You Are

21. 3rdStrongestMole

I was out of town, chatting to a girl at a bar. We figured out I was 13 inches taller than her. She said, “That’s funny, I’m going on a date with a guy who is 13 inches taller than me tomorrow. And I’ll probably fuck him after.”
My response? “Well, that’s a weird coincidence!”

I didn’t figure it out until I was on a plane home.

22. Hyper_Threaded

When I was in the 8th grade, 3 girls approached me in a secluded area of the school when I was on my way to the locker room for Gym class. They approached me one of them told me “this girl thinks you’re cute. Would you go out with her” Me, having serious self esteem issues from 2 earlier rejections (and everyone within earshot laughing their asses off as I walked away in 6th… and 7th grade humiliation) said to the nice girls “No.. you don’t want to go out with me. You just want me to say yes so you can laugh and run off…” They insisted “No, we are serious.” girl who liked me “Honestly, I think you are cute and would love to go out with you” “No.. I’m sorry, you’re lying” and left. They had the most WTF look in their faces.

23. suitup_Sawyer

Girl sent me nudes to “cheer me up.” Proceeded to send her a picture of a cat… now realizing my mistake.

24. graivt

I was just thinking about how girls have never dropped any hints for me to miss and then I remembered that I don’t go anywhere or talk to any girls.

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