23 Flattering Words That Boys Use And How To Interpret Them
1. Hot – “You have nice boobs. I would like to see your tan lines.”
2. Smart – “I am intimidated by you. Talk about baseball now.”
3. Gorgeous – “You have a hella body and a pretty ok face too.”
4. Funny – “Stop being weird.”
5. Beautiful – “You are essentially perfect in every way. This is the highest level of physical attraction flattery I can possibly bestow on a woman and you deserve it, my queen.” (Author note: rare.)
6. Sweet – “I really appreciate you sending me that Buzzfeed link of Honey Boo-Boo outtakes. Let’s just be friends.”
7. Sexy – “I am currently imagining you in a dog collar.”
8. Fun – “I really like getting drunk/high and watching Fight Club with you.”
9. Cute – “I know you like them but please stop wearing rompers every time we hang out.”
10. Wild – “Did you brush your hair today?”
11. Mature – “ I was born in 1991 and don’t understand your Bell Biv DeVoe references.”
12. Bad Ass – “I am floored that you can eat a whole pizza in 5 minutes.”
13. Pretty – “You are sufficiently attractive to be introduced to my bandmates/fraternity brothers/rugby team.”
14. Informed – “My eyes are glazing over as you talk again about ‘This American Life.’”
15. Caring – “Hows about you make me some lunch?”
16. Cool – “I am significantly impressed that you understand hockey penalties.”
17. Nice – “I appreciate that you sent me a postcard from your work trip to Cleveland but I don’t want to see you naked.”
18. Clean – “I suspect that you have OCD. Step away from the Brillo pad.”
19. Adorable – “You remind me of my little sister.”
20. Tough – “I do not understand how a 4 ft 11 woman can ingest so much whiskey.”
21. Cuddly – “I like to squeeze your muffintop.”
22. Passionate – “Oh shit, you’re not a vegan are you?”
23. Interesting – “You like roller derby and Doctor Who. I like Snapchat and golf. We’re done here.” 