First time I went to my Mothership Whole Foods after releasing the article was super weird…all the employees had read the article! They were all smirking and giving me funny looks. The security guard stood next to me at the…
Do you ever wonder why all leaves don’t taste like basil?
Cilantro at the salad bar is in fact a tenth of the price of cilantro in the produce section.
This is probably my least favorite Whole Foods. The salad bar is all nasty fried shit – sometimes they won’t even have kale at the salad bar! Straight up! Like… isn’t that the whole point of Whole Foods, the kale?