What Your Bag Says About You
Man Purse
You are a guy who has a lot of stuff but you’re a little more culturally evolved than the people carrying the bro sack because you do care about style and you want to look nice and you’re cosmopolitan and you’re metrosexual and you get relatively expensive haircuts and you’re maybe even a little bit gay even though you would never say it aloud because you’re the guy on Grindr with the headless pic whose “GF” is always “out of town” but it’s okay because style is everything and you want to look good and be presentable even though all your guy friends make fun of you for carrying a “man purse” and when they give you shit you all you say is, well where else am I supposed to put all this stuff? MY POCKETS?