43.
Any generic “hood” name. Like LaFonda or Sheniqua.
44.
Every single “Hunter” is 12 years old and is a HUGE dick. Seriously.
Hunter is the kid on Xbox live who has fucked your mom.
45.
Any girl names that end with a vowel sound like, “e” . They’re all daddy’s little girl and spoiled as fuck. Guys named Tyler are all douchebags. So are guys named Corey.
Joe is a cool dude. So is John.
46.
Sean: a decent dude who is aware of others people feelings. When they are mad at you they tell you “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.”
Shawn: an arrogant douche.
Shaun: a quiet shy guy, who’s fun to get to know.
47.
Any names that end with I or y are slut names. Particularly the I.
Also Chucks or Chuckys are usually gross.
48.
I work with a Mercedes. Exactly what i pictured, Over-indulgent princess with a rich daddy to feed off, rather useless as a server.
49.
Every “Brenda” I’ve met is a total sarcastic whore mouthed spaz
50.
Spencer: a complete brat who most likely plays tennis.
51.
I am sure there are loads of exceptions but almost every Kevin I know is either stupid or has ADHD.
52.
Heather. Maybe it’s just the movie, but they all just happen to be SuperBitches.
53.
Every Brittany, Brit, or Britney I’ve ever met was either a whore or self-righteous Jesus freak. Fuck Brittany … she’s a cunt cake.
54.
I think I know 8 Kevins, and they’re all disgusting people.
55.
Britney is a spoiled brat.
Andrea is pretty cool most of the time.
Erica smokes a lot of pot.
Jacob likes to skateboard.
Female Alex is actually a dude.
Male Alex is actually a chick.
56.
Anyone named Zoë is pretty much stuck with being quirky.
57.
Robert is business as fuck.
58.
Girls named Sadie are definitely sexy.
59.
Never met a Jamal that wasn’t really stoned.
60.
Josh is always a bit of a schlump, a mench, overager…you get the picture. White collar, blue collar, whatever—the personality comes through every time.
61.
I’ve met several Wendy’s, and they’re all self-righteous know it all’s.
62.
If you’re a Stephanie you will either be insanely nice or insanely bitchy.
63.
Never met a Candace who didn’t have self esteem issues that made her dislike every other girl ever. Also backstabbing.
64.
Eliot. Eliot is usually a pompous douche.
65.
Kaelyn. I don’t give a shit how it’s spelled; she’s always dumb.
66.
I hate generalizing, but every Lauren I have ever met has been an arrogant bitch. That name is cursed.
67.
I hate generalizing, but every Lauren I have ever met has been an arrogant bitch. That name is cursed.
68.
Christian = really weird guys.
69.
Tiffany is 9/10 dumb ass or whore.
70.
Ask any public school teacher about Jason…
71.
If your name is Trixie, you’re probably a stripper.
72.
Angel is bitch from hell.
73.
Rileys have unmedicated ADHD.
Adam is always a piece of shit.
74.
Bianca.
…cunt.
75.
Never met a Connor I wasn’t envious of.
76.
Every Chris I know is s solid dude.
77.
Lexi’s are always hot (Lexi from Grey’s Anatomy, Lexi Belle) I cannot think of ever seeing an ugly Lexi. Alle Lena’s I know are smart, all Verenas are dumb. Theresas are weird, just like Thomas’.
78.
Holly is usually bit of a slut.
79.
Anthonys are assholes.
Everyone falls for a Jeff.
Brittney is always a dumb bitch.
Michael the arrogant sob that has everything handed to them
80.
Brody(ie?), Logan, and Troy are douchebags. Every single one. And Debbie always has the personality of a wet noodle
81.
Despite being one of the most common names for British girls, every Emily I know is either slutty or desperate and on the prowl for guys.
82.
All Betsys or Bettys are nice people.
83.
Every person named James is a dick.
84.
I know somebody named Brianna, but she goes by Bri. I called her Brianna one day and she said, “No, It’s Bri. Always Bri. Cus Brianna is a WHORE’S name!”
85.
Yet to meet a Jared I didn’t hate.
