Lane Loomis
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Lane Loomis
Have You Had The Black Dog Dream Yet?
The man looked at me and smiled and I saw that his teeth were dark gray in the crevices and that parts of his gums were blackened. “Have you had any scary dreams lately?”
I Think My Son’s ‘Imaginary Friend’ Wants To Hurt Me
He is a sweet little angel who, despite his recent temper tantrums, is so, so loving and full of potential. He’s going to be a great man someday.
To Be Young And In Love In New York City (With A Serial Killer)
I thought I was so paranoid of something bad happening to me that it never actually would.
My Boyfriend Was The I-24 Serial Killer, You Can Ask Me Anything
There were 48 in all. All sex workers, found up and down I-24 along his route. All strangled.
I Invited A Guy From Tinder Over, He Didn’t Look Like His Pics
I know you’re going to say I’m an idiot, but I thought the whole formal date thing was unnecessary, a step that has to be taken by dumb people who aren’t as good as I am in judging people’s characters.
My Boyfriend’s Fascination With ‘13 Reasons Why’ Took A Sick Turn
I wasn’t allowed to watch with him because he was worried I would be a “distraction”.
Alexa Told Me Where The Bodies Are Buried
She told me what they were wearing and how deep they’d have to dig, too.
The One Thing You Really, Really Shouldn’t Do If You Hate House Centipedes
I’d shake them out of my shoes in the morning and find them on the clothes I took out my closet. They’d drop down from the ceiling when I was in the shower and I could never sit still for more than a few minutes without feeling one somewhere on my body.