This Is Your Relationship Nightmare, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

God & Man

(March 21st to April 19th)

Your best friend marrying your first love and asking you to plan a dry wedding

(April 20th to May 21st)

Dating the boss’s daughter and him find out in a company meeting.

(May 22nd to June 21st)

Falling for someone who is a better player than you.

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

Your brother walking in on you and his roommate.

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

Feelings any emotion at all towards someone who isn’t your dog.

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

Falling for someone who wants to stay pure until marriage.

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

Falling in love with a gym rat who bands donuts and alcohol from your apartment.

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

Stage 5 clinger who talks about kids on the second date.


(November 23rd to December 21st)

Your friends with benefits knocking you up.

(December 22nd to January 20th)

Realizing the one night stand you had with a stranger was really an extended cousin you met again months later at your family reunion.

(January 21st to February 18th)

Your best friend ending up with your dad’s single friend and having to hear about the dirty details about someone who has been like a father to you.

(February 19th to March 20th)

Realizing you’re the side chick to someone you’re heavily and emotionally invested in. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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