The entire world is on lockdown because of the Coronavirus and because of that, we are spending more time doing things we wouldn’t normally do… like actually start a conversation with someone on a dating app. We’re all in this together, experiencing the same fears, swiping through profiles, sliding in DMs. Although pickup lines are usually a hit or miss on dating apps, we’re all in dire need of some social connection while social distancing. If you’re looking to slide into that person’s DMs with a pickup line about social distancing, here are some of the best:
A new take on a classic:
"Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead." #SocialDistancingPickUpLines
— Jill in Vaxhalla (@Jillinvirusland) March 19, 2020
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd keep U and I exactly where they are, with eleven letters of longing between them. #SocialDistancingPickUpLines
— Joy Givens (@joyeilene) March 19, 2020
I mean, they’re not wrong…
You can’t spell quarantine without “u r a q t” #SocialDistancingPickUpLines
— Not Will Ferrell (@itsWillyFerrell) March 19, 2020
Don’t be jealous ’cause I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.
I saw you liked and retweeted my tweet, so this is getting pretty serious huh? #SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/Txy7QRxkMJ
— Levisaurus Rex (@levi_bullen) March 19, 2020
How to win someone’s heart in March 2020:
I have toilet paper #SocialDistancingPickUpLines
— Cornelius Rockefeller (@fartbagels) March 19, 2020
Romantic date idea:
interested in making some weekend travel plans?#SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/wS8tnu6gOh
— Brian Beard (@bbeard76) March 19, 2020
A new take on the whole “Netflix and Chill” thing.
#SocialDistancingPickUpLines "Netflix and chill from separate homes?"
— 🍁 Canadian Fletchy☘ (@Darth_Pingu) March 19, 2020
We love a good Notting Hill-but-make-it-the-end-of-the-world romance.
"I'm just a girl, standing 6 feet away from a boy. Asking him to maybe move back another foot. Thanks." #SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/IV7lT1Nnl3
— Hollywood Exposed (@AndstuffL) March 19, 2020
I'll have what she's having!
and please leave it at my doorstep thank you so much #SocialDistancingPickUpLines
— Anthony Jimenez (@antyabstract) March 19, 2020
Kiss me thru the phone ~
#SocialDistancingPickUpLines if I told you that you had a nice body, would you keep it six feet away from me?
— John C. B. (@CatBirder27) March 19, 2020
we got 99 problems but our connection ain't one #SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/Tc3mFYKCWI
— Nadia A. 🌸 (@wordsbynadia) March 19, 2020
Hookup culture during COVID-19 be like:
FaceTime and chill? #SocialDistancingPickUpLines
— Schwartz Trainee Michael (@Sckswithsandals) March 19, 2020
Mr. Smooth = you and Joey Tribbiani.
Hey baby… your place AND mine? #SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/YgpCkL1XBJ
— Jack Kline (Emu Family RP) (@jacklovesnougat) March 20, 2020
Use this one on your crush:
If covid-19 doesn’t take you out.. can I? #SocialDistancingPickUpLines #stolenfromsomewhere
— Leanne Sandusky (@LeanneSandusky) March 19, 2020
Because who doesn’t love a good movie reference?
I will stand in front of your house with my emergency radio from the 80's until you are out of quarantine, babe.#SocialDistancingPickUpLines pic.twitter.com/dldl54DMTf
— Ryan Cappo (@RyanCappo) March 19, 2020
And even the news is covering it…