28 Tweets That Prove #AskTrump Was The Hilarious Miracle We All Needed Today

"Is it true that if you say Donald Trump 3 times in the bathroom mirror, the hair in the drain will rise up to shout racial slurs? "

By Johanna Mort

Updated 9 years ago, September 21, 2015

Today, Donald Trump did something actually amazing:

#AskTrump Send me your questions to answer live from @TwitterNYC later this afternoon.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 21, 2015

And thus a miracle was born.

1.

Is it true that if you say Donald Trump 3 times in the bathroom mirror, the hair in the drain will rise up to shout racial slurs? #AskTrump

— P a t r i c k (@ruinedbyreality) September 21, 2015

2.

#AskTrump have you ever killed anything besides your wives libido

— Anomaly's Army (@edmeyer_able) September 21, 2015

3.

#AskTrump why do you waste so much of our precious air?

— Jake Dudman (@Jake_Dudman_) September 21, 2015

4.

#AskTrump Are you campaigning for President just to get back at Pres Obama for so brilliantly roasting you at WH correspondents dinner?

— patti (@utbrp) September 21, 2015

5.

#AskTrump Do you have a dream that one day men will not be judged by the style of their hair, but by the content of their character?

— Speaker Cruz (@HavanaTed) September 21, 2015

6.

#ASKTRUMP WHAT IS AN APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT FOR SOMEONE WHO STARTS THE WAVE IN A TIE BASEBALL GAME

— sportsyelling. (@sportsyelling) September 21, 2015

7.

You want to get rid of all "Illegal Aliens"..but this land once belonged to the indigenous tribes…are you prepared to leave? #AskTrump

— SPEAK (@speakz) September 21, 2015

8.

… but why? #AskTrump

— The Nightly Show (@nightlyshow) September 21, 2015

9.

#AskTrump If you had a dog would you call it your Trumpet?

— Davey Reilly (@DaveyReilly) September 21, 2015

10.

.@realDonaldTrump is this you? Y/N #AskTrump pic.twitter.com/r9mWscDMTJ

— First We Feast (@firstwefeast) September 21, 2015

11.

if you win, will you remove the toupee and show the world who you are like Miley did in the Hannah Montana movie #AskTrump

— marms (@daniellesandler) September 21, 2015

12.

#AskTrump who wore it better? pic.twitter.com/DO0ISLwXf9

— Brock Lange (@brock_lange) September 21, 2015

13.

#AskTrump can we get rid of you instead of immigrants?

— 5quad Wallpapers (@TRENZWALLPAPERS) September 21, 2015

14.

Do you refuse to disclose your birth certificate b/c Satan is listed as your birth father on it? #AskTrump https://t.co/alS1DjKg7q

— Arnessa (@Rrrrnessa) September 21, 2015

15.

#AskTrump Is a hotdog a sandwich? If so, why are you so racist?

— Chris Howard (@Chrishowrad) September 21, 2015

16.

#AskTrump Which do you consider better represents your record as a winner, the multiple divorces or the multiple bankruptcies?

— Alexandra Erin (@alexandraerin) September 21, 2015

17.

#AskTrump are the various woodland creatures nesting in your toupeé legal American Citizens? Where are their birth certificates?

— hot since '94 (@blackguy_ebooks) September 21, 2015

18.

#AskTrump Do you think this potato looks like you? pic.twitter.com/E6RUFPcwth

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) September 21, 2015

19.

Are you going to build a wall on the Canadian border to keep out Nickelback? #AskTrump

— Dill⚡️ (@TriCHERatops216) September 21, 2015

20.

If you build a wall to keep Mexicans out of the US, how will you get your suits into the country? #AskTrump pic.twitter.com/g4OECUskeL

— Franchesca Ramsey (@chescaleigh) September 21, 2015

21.

#AskTrump when you "deport all immigrants" where will your wife be going?

— cait (@cocainezayn) September 21, 2015

22.

Why are you orange bruh? #AskTrump

— YA BOY BERNIE (@yaboyberniesand) September 21, 2015

23.

#AskTrump If elected President, Would you authorise the construction of a Death Star for Earth. pic.twitter.com/VgbyxM9nrT

— Darth Vader No1™ (@DarthVader_No1) September 21, 2015

24.

#AskTrump How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck wasn't a loud, xenophobic, morally bankrupt blowhard?

— A M'fing Problem. (@thewayoftheid) September 21, 2015

25.

How do you tell a non rapey Hispanic immigrant from the rapey ones? #AskTrump

— Aღanda (@GrnEyedMandy) September 21, 2015

26.

#AskTrump Do you realize you're the last person who should be commenting on anybody's appearance?

— Tara (@tara_atrandom) September 21, 2015

27.

.@realDonaldTrump is there anything Meek Mill could do to come back & what advice do you have for him? #AskTrump

— Desus Nice (@desusnice) September 21, 2015