A Convicted Murderer Just Sent Me A Link To A Secret Recording, And What’s In The Video Is Truly Horrifying

And that was pretty much what it was like discussing the above bullshit with most Flat Earthers. They had a condescending answer for every condescending question. And if you know me, you know condescending questions are sort of my specialty. So that part was honestly pretty impressive.

Unfortunately, most of those answers came free with a large pair of crazy pants. Like when I pointed out how the whole thing wouldn’t be a very profitable lie to maintain and Danny proceeded to divulge his theory that a secret world order had been funding the whole thing…

“Is it the Illuminati, New World Order? That I don’t know. But I can assure you that once enough people in power knew the truth, they did what all people of power do: they devised a way to keep it for themselves. The proletariat had to remain ignorant and docile. The status needed to stay quo’d. So they fabricated the space race and the moon landing and everything else that’s continued to propagate the round world fallacy.”

And because transitions are my bitch, the above comment brings us all the way back to Mikey’s video…

I clicked PLAY and it started up, displaying a slightly fisheyed shot of Danny staring into the mirror of what appeared to be a residential bathroom. He raised both of his hands, holding them in front of himself like twin karate chops in what seemed to be a nervous reflex as he began to speak.


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