What Your Shoes Say About You

You buy vegetables at farmer's market -- carrying their ostentatiously exposed stems and leaves in an artistic canvas tote bag purchased at Etsy -- and render them into soup that day while listening to NPR solemnly address contemporary issues.

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Mens Dress Shoes Slip on Loafers Leather Lined Faux Snakeskin Tapered Fashion Toe

Short of the date rape drug, a 750 ml bottle of Grey Goose Vodka at the table will do. ☑ Cologne on nads. ☑ Shiny shirt. ☑ Clubbing douche shoes, which convey to others (both female and would-be competitor males) exactly how DTF you are. The pointed toe is both a threatening lance and phallus. The half-conscious girl — her liver brined in solvent, smeared lipstick as impressionist labia — who just face-planted into your lap gives you a semi-woody as you coil her hair into a handle and push her face deeper into your cologne and sweat drenched nads, the left lower one almost pulsing with the Eurotrash rave bass. You sign the tab, hail a cab, and dig your shaft into her armpit in the darkness of a loft with high ceilings and rent.


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Your Daily Devotional 6/17/2025: Four Commands for Faithful Living

Devotional Message There are four distinct but related commands for Christian living—principles that connect spiritual maturity with active resistance to compromise. These four commands are not passive suggestions, but elements of an active nature that protect our faith from ever diminishing. Each of these four commands work together to build spiritual resilience. We must first […]

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