Aries (March 21- April 19)
Aries are traditionally determined and confident individuals. However, like House Arryn, you also have the tendency to be prideful, moody, and arrogant. Be careful – this can be your downfall. You never know when someone is trying to poison you or push you through your own Moon Door.
Taurus (April 20- May 20)
Taurus’s are known for being practical, devoted, and responsible. However, on their bad days, they have a tendency to be a little possessive and unwilling to compromise. You know who is also stubborn and bullheaded? House Baratheon. Like Robert, Stannis, and Renly, you are strong willed, courageous and hellbent on achieving your goals. Taurus is a proud and strong sign, and Baratheon is an equally respectable House, but just make sure you don’t take it too far and burn your own daughter alive at the stake.
Gemini (May 21- June 20)
Geminis have two sides to them. On one hand, you can be affectionate, loving, and quick witted. On the other hand, you can be serious and restless. Like House Martell, your changing nature makes you quite hard to predict. One minute you’re a perfect host, and the next minute you’re poisoning teenage girls with lipstick. Be careful, you never know when revenge is coming.
Cancer (June 21- July 22)
Cancers are emotionally sensitive and love their families, just like House Tully. You are highly concerned with duty, but you can be blinded by your loyalty. You’re easily suckered into things – like agreeing to the arranged marriage your King bails on, and you have a tendency to get rather moody about it. Like the Blackfish, you can be pessimistic and suspicious, as well as brave and loyal.
Leo (July 23- August 22)
Leos are prideful, outgoing, and ambitious. They will run over anyone to get their way. Sound familiar? House Lannister is ambitious, too. However, one could argue that it borders on downright vengeful when they blow up an entire Sept. Be careful Leos- passion and creativity are great things, but they can be deadly when used for the wrong reasons.
Virgo (August 23- September 22)
Known for their loyal, cautious nature, Virgos are definitely members of House Stark. You’re very hardworking and practical- able to prepare the North against the tides of Winter. However, your methodical approach can leave you all work and no play. Loosen up a bit, Virgos!
Libra (September 23- October 22)
Just like House Tyrell, Libras love beauty and are known for their kind and gentle hearts. They are very charming and intelligent, and people tend to under-estimate them (Hello, Lady Olenna!). However, they’re also a little naïve and self-indulgent. Let’s just say they have the ability to underestimate the Cerseis of the world.
Scorpio (October 23- November 21)
Sorry Scorpios, but you are proud members of House Bolton. On a good day you are resourceful, brave, and passionate. And on a bad day you are feeding babies to dogs and flaying men alive because you’re jealous and violent. You have a strong ability to manipulate people. Use your powers for good, Scorpios! Let your passion and assertiveness turn you into a great leader. Don’t become a Ramsey!
Sagittarius (November 21- December 21)
Who do we know that’s intelligent, superficial, and over-confident? Sorry Sagittarius, but you are part of House Frey. You tend to be positive and optimistic, but hold grudges when people cross you. And because you are intelligent, you’re able to enact vengeance swiftly and effectively- like at a wedding, per se. But you’re also overconfident. Which means you’re vulnerable. And likely to end up chopped in a pie unless you behave a little better.
Capricorn (December 22- January 19)
Capricorns are responsible and self-disciplined, very much like members of House Mormont. When you say you are going to something, you do it- whether it’s join the Night’s Watch, rule over your House at the tender age of nine, or find a cure for grayscale. We value your courage and your loyalty, but please be sure to keep your pride in check- you have a tendency to become a little condescending from time to time.
Aquarius (January 20- February 18)
Did you know that Aquarius have the blood of the dragon? Just kidding, but you’re still part of House Targaryen nonetheless. You are truthful, just, imaginative, and courageous- just like Dany. Unfortunately, you’re also unpredictable, detached, and a true wild card- just like the Mad King. Be careful, Aquarius. Use your powers for good instead of evil. Stay away from Wild Fire.
Pisces (February 19- March 20)
The Iron Born! Proud members of House Greyjoy, Pisces are wise and intuitive. They are also fearful and overly trusting, like Reek—er, Theon. I know you don’t like being criticized, but try to have a thick skin when you can. Your tough exterior is just protecting a gentle spirit, don’t be afraid to let your true self shine through!