50 Hilarious ‘Anti-Jokes’ That Will Offend Literally Everyone

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them, they die.

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Flickr / Eric Heunthep
Flickr / Eric Heunthep
Flickr / Eric Heunthep

1.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/501484235228594177


2.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/375729123106500608


3.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/498072347401015296


4.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/521030770614214656


5.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/498171071888367616


6.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/473912728231636993


7.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/377904589624061952


8.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/376816307632865280


9.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/478290916768092161


10.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/518849403847593984


11.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/476841401842667522


12.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/497453977387417601


13.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/378991753518669824


14.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/499524042567987200


15.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/350314748484665344


16.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/498916049845506049


17.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/518486988836462593


18.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/476466422705848320


19.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/507264524718571520


20.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/475015617003925505


21.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/506901897949618177


22.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/505757745178759168


23.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/504751471183675392


24.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/504388847397253120


25.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/501467842240200704


26.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/501104552238911488


27.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/500396969639297024


28.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/497160523906310144


29.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/479380620242853889


30.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/474650679936839680


31.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/375366681780289536


32.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/371739498906128384


33.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/371015515734835200


34.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/368478604398567426


35.

https://twitter.com/00higgo/status/498814159924891648


36.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/362676877376225282


37.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/355425222054260736


38.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/354341398222352384


39.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/353250253836795904


40.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/351065303939170304


41.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/336599935736745984


42.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/334424437527040001


43.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/328988417444687874


44.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/314870258584387585


45.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/296725010582740993


46.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/294928058215985152


47.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/293478550508535808


48.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/288042542468055040


49.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/286200415236796416


50.

https://twitter.com/AntiJokeCat/status/282264501133402112
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