In our collective ongoing effort to make ourselves as disappointed as possible in each other’s human imperfection, Bluebella.com asked 500 men and 500 women to assemble their ideas of what a physically perfect man and woman would each look like because it’s not at all creepy and dehumanizing to reduce people to interchangeable parts.

This whole thing is obviously 50 Outdated Shades of Reinforcing Impossible Beauty Standards, but side-stepping all of that, what the fuck is the deal with women thinking Harry Styles has the best hair situation? Weird.