LIBRA: Stop lying about your happiness in a relationship when you are secretly unsatisfied.
ARIES: Your unrelenting pessimism.
You cling to people because you know that they are going to leave at some point.
What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale.
“It’s only a wedding.” Saying this will make her think you have no idea how much time, effort, money, and love went into her planning.
GEMINI: Because things can always change between now and tomorrow.
Get a bike. It’s fast, silent, uses no fuel, is able to move on blocked roads and can be easily carried if you have to proceed on foot.
CAPRICORN: “I give myself permission to feel, to care, to love.”
Anything chocolate or chocolate flavored. You dip that chocolate muffin in your coffee, you’ll be orgasming then and there.