30 Questions Your Boyfriend Is Too Scared To Ask You 

1. We sometimes get random boners. Do you ever get randomly wet?

2. I’ve always heard that perfumed feminine hygiene products are universally hated by women. True or false?

3. Since you roughly know when you’re expecting your period, do you ever use preemptive tampons or pads? Or does the period start before you use products?

4. When participating in the online dating apps do you read the profile or is it all about the pictures?

5. In your daily life, how often do you feel unsafe because of a man?

6. Just how aware are you when a dude is staring at your boobs instead of your face?

7. I’m a guy and sometimes if it’s too hot and humid or too horny, things can get sticky down there. Do vaginas/labias also get something similar and you have to unstick the lips or something?

8. Why daddy? That word has become too sexualized. I don’t want to be called that nor want someone to call me that.

9. Why do the subtle hint thing? Why not just say it?

10. Boys have a bro code that is universally known by most men, is there a similar girl code/sis code that you girls have to follow?

11. Do you ladies ACTUALLY get unsolicited dick pics sent to you? Like, without ever even giving a guy a hint that you might be sexually interested? Your phone will go off with a notification, you open it and SURPRISE!! PENIS!? Does that actually happen!?

12. Do you like having boobs?

13. Is underboob sweat a thing?

14. Do women make as many jokes about boobs/vaginas in the same way that men make constant dick and ball jokes?

15. When you cross your legs, does it feel like you’re squishing anything at all? Or is it entirely without feeling?

16. Let’s say I’m with a group of female friends, including my girlfriend, and I (as a man) somehow am the only one to spot a wardrobe malfunction on one of my female friends. How should I bring this to you without being a creep?

17. Honest opinion on dad bods?

18. I had a conversation with some of my female friends and was shocked to find out how often they cry to themselves. Anywhere from two times a week to almost every day. Is this a common thing amongst women, and if so, what emotions does it help you work out?

19.Why the hell do you wear high heels? And why do you claim they are comfortable?

20. What makes a guy creepy?

21. How uncomfortable are large breasts?

22. Have you ever wanted to try out how it feels to be a guy?

23. Would you be creeped out or appreciative of a guy saying you are beautiful?

24. How do you manage to clean yourself with giant nails?

25. Do you play with your boobs?

26. Do you ever get the pee shivers?

27. What does masturbation feel like?

28. Do you feel sexually aroused by being touched on the breasts?

29. What’s the best way to turn a woman down if you’re not interested?

30. Why the fuck do you have pillows nobody is allowed to use?