The 33 Most Hilarious 'Roses Are Red' Poems To Send To Your Forever Person (Or Your Ex)

33 Hilarious ‘Roses Are Red’ Poems To Send To Your Forever Person (Or Your Ex)

These poems from Ask Reddit are legendary.

1. Roses are red, chocolates are brown, I expected nothing, but you still let me down.

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m using my hand, but thinking of you.

3. Roses are red, pizza is too, I ordered a large, but none is for you.

4. Roses are red, violets are blue, so are your balls, because I won’t fuck you.

5. Roses are okay, violets are fine, you be the 6, and I’ll be the 9.

6. Roses are red, ignorance is bliss, rhyming is hard, show me your tits.

7. Roses are red, hey come from seed, poetry is boring, let’s smoke some weed.

8. Roses are red, lilies are white, having butt sex is a cheeky delight.

9. Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but forgot about you.

10. Roses are red, violets are blue, your dong is massive, I want to blow you.

11. Roses are red, the sun is shining, but my mental health is rapidly declining.

12. Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you, let’s go screw.

13. Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s gonna take dental records to identify you.

14. Roses are red, true love is rare, booty booty booty booty rocking everywhere.

15. Roses are red, the sky is quite blue, I thought I had farted, it was actually a poo.

16. Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, and feel the power.

17. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m gonna stick my pp in you.

18. Roses are red, I love the smell of wine, please wash your butt, before we sixty-nine.

19. Roses are red, violets are blue, if I had a brick, I’d throw it at you.

20. Roses are red, bacon is redder, there’s nothing that bacon can’t make taste better!

21. Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, this one doesn’t.

22. Roses are red, chocolate is brown, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

23. Roses are red, violets are blue, they don’t think it be like that, but it do.

24. Roses are red, violets are red, daisies are red, I killed the gardener.

25. Roses are red… Fuck the rest of this and get in my bed!

26. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now you do too.

27. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar makes me sick, and so do you.

28. Roses are red, violets aren’t blue, I have five fingers, and my middle one is for you.

29. Roses are red, violets are blue, you ruined my life, I’m coming after you.

30. Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re quite hot, I wanna do things to you.

31. Roses are red, apples are too, violets are purple, not fucking blue.

32. Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t mind quarantine, when I’m with you.

33. Roses are red, violets are blue, though these are dark times, we will pull through. TC mark

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