30 Replies For Your Asshole Ex When He Sends An 'I Miss You' Text

30 Perfect Replies For When Your Asshole Ex Sends An ‘I Miss You’ Text

Don’t get back together with your toxic ex. Send him one of these messages from Ask Reddit instead.

1. Get used to that feeling.

2. Yeah, I get that, I’m amazing.

3 Well… I’m just going to leave that one on read.

4. New phone, who dis?

5. Same phone, who dis?

6. I miss your Netflix password.

7. *reply with the ghost emoji*

8. The Verizon subscriber you are trying to reach is not available.

9. You miss the idea of me.

10. Are you drunk?

11. How can I miss you if you don’t go away?

12. Sucks to be you.

13. If I were you, I’d miss me too…

14. And I remember you.

15. I don’t blame you!

16. You’ll get over it.

17. I am Groot.

18. I miss the Cheetos that turned your mouth colors…

19 Wish I could say the same.

20. Absence makes the heart grow fungus.

21. It hasn’t even been that long.

22. Noted.

23. I miss you too, but my aim is getting better.

24. You will hear from my lawyer.

25. Yes, I get that a lot.

26. You are absent. I noticed.

27. At least that makes one of us.

28. Why?

29. Don’t waste your time on me you’re already the voice inside my head.

30. I’m sorry, I don’t know what else to tell you other than I wish you didn’t feel that way. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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